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Funny Quotes From South Park ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ CARTMAN: I'm trying to make the best out of a bad situation. I don't need to hear crap from a bunch of hippie freaks living in denial! Screw you guys, I'm going home. CARTMAN: I hate you guys. CARTMAN: I love you guys. CARTMAN: Yeah, I want some Cheesey Poofs. CARTMAN: Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake! CARTMAN: I'm not fat! I'm big boned! CARTMAN: Respect my AUTHORITHAI! CARTMAN: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like: hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie! |
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