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Funny Quotes From Futurama ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (after getting kicked out of a theme park) BENDER: Forget your stupid theme park! I'm gonna make my own! With hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the theme park! FRY: Hey, you have no right to criticize the twentieth century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin. LEELA: Those things are all from the nineteenth century. FRY: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us. GLURMO: That concludes the portion of the tour where you stay alive! PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Ah, to be young again... and a robot. BENDER: Fry, of all the friends I've had... you're the first. AMY: Leela's gonna kill me. BENDER: Naw, she'll probably have me do it. FRY: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? DR. ZOIDBERG: Now open that mouth and lets have a look at that brain. (Fry opens his mouth) No, not that mouth, the other mouth. FRY: I only have one mouth. DR. ZOIDBERG: Really... FRY: Uh... could I see a human doctor? DR. ZOIDBERG: Now listen, young lady, I know everthing there is about humans. |
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