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Funny Quotes From Futurama ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LEELA: I don't care how many eyes a man has... as long as it's less than five. FRY: This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh. LEELA: I don't get it. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. FRY: Oh. What's it called now? PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Urectum. FRY: Very impressive. Back in the twentieth century we had no idea there was a university on Mars. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Well, in those days Mars was just a dreary uninhabitable wasteland... much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made livable when the university was founed in 2636. FARMER: Trespassers, eh? FRY: No, sir. We're amusement park patrons. FARMER: Ooh, that's a wicked, sinful place. Tilt-a-whirl's okay, but the rest is mighty wicked. LEELA: Are you all right? BENDER: Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure. FRY: Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains. LEELA: Fry, remember what I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier? FRY: I never thought it would end this way. Gunned down by Santa Claus. Honestly, I didn't see it coming. ZAPP BRANNIGAN: This is turning into one very sexy struggle for the human race. |
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