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Funny Quotes From Futurama
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LEELA: I don't care how many eyes a man has... as long as it's less than five.

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FRY: This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh.
LEELA: I don't get it.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
FRY: Oh. What's it called now?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Urectum.

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FRY: Very impressive. Back in the twentieth century we had no idea there was a university on Mars.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Well, in those days Mars was just a dreary uninhabitable wasteland... much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made livable when the university was founed in 2636.

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FARMER: Trespassers, eh?
FRY: No, sir. We're amusement park patrons.
FARMER: Ooh, that's a wicked, sinful place. Tilt-a-whirl's okay, but the rest is mighty wicked.

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LEELA: Are you all right?
BENDER: Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure.

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FRY: Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains.
LEELA: Fry, remember what I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?

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FRY: I never thought it would end this way. Gunned down by Santa Claus. Honestly, I didn't see it coming.

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ZAPP BRANNIGAN: This is turning into one very sexy struggle for the human race.
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