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Funny Quotes From Futurama
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BENDER (dreaming): Kill all the humans, kill all the humans, must kill all the humans.
FRY: Bender, wake up.
BENDER: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

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PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Let me show you around. That's my lab table, and this is my workstool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship. And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.

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ZAPP BRANNIGAN: These new uniforms are pretty snappy, eh, First Officer?
KIF: I suppose, Captain. I'm not as big a fan of velour as you are.

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BENDER: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine. I'll go build my own lunar lander with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Eh, screw the whole thing.

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LEELA: All right, all right, I'll call him. I mean, if living means that much to you.

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FRY: Can I ask you a question?
LEELA: As long as it's not about my eye.
FRY: Uh...
LEELA: Is it about my eye?
FRY: Sort of.
LEELA: Just ask the question.
FRY: What's with the eye?
LEELA: I'm an alien, all right? Let's drop the subject.
FRY: Cool, an alien. Has your race taken over the Earth?
LEELA: No, I just work here.

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PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Oh, and Fry, this is our intern Amy Wong. She's an engineering student of mine. (whispers) I like having her around because she has the same blood type as me.

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FRY: Hurry up, I wanna see the moon!
LEELA: Relax, it's open till nine.
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