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Funny Quotes From Futurama ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BENDER (dreaming): Kill all the humans, kill all the humans, must kill all the humans. FRY: Bender, wake up. BENDER: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Let me show you around. That's my lab table, and this is my workstool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship. And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire. ZAPP BRANNIGAN: These new uniforms are pretty snappy, eh, First Officer? KIF: I suppose, Captain. I'm not as big a fan of velour as you are. BENDER: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine. I'll go build my own lunar lander with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Eh, screw the whole thing. LEELA: All right, all right, I'll call him. I mean, if living means that much to you. FRY: Can I ask you a question? LEELA: As long as it's not about my eye. FRY: Uh... LEELA: Is it about my eye? FRY: Sort of. LEELA: Just ask the question. FRY: What's with the eye? LEELA: I'm an alien, all right? Let's drop the subject. FRY: Cool, an alien. Has your race taken over the Earth? LEELA: No, I just work here. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Oh, and Fry, this is our intern Amy Wong. She's an engineering student of mine. (whispers) I like having her around because she has the same blood type as me. FRY: Hurry up, I wanna see the moon! LEELA: Relax, it's open till nine. |
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