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Funny Quotes From Futurama ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LEELA: Hey, he stole my ring. BENDER: Sorry. Well, that solves the mystery of the missing ring. This calls for a drink. LEELA: Hey, look, that's Zapp Brannigan's ship! FRY: Wow, the Zapp Brannigan? LEELA: Uh-huh. FRY: Who's the Zapp Brannigan? AMY: Let's all take her out tonight. There's lots of great places to meet people. HERMES: The Federal Sex Bureau. BENDER: A saucy puppet show. DR. ZOIDBERG: The rotting carcass of a whale. AMY: Mmm, I'll pick. LEELA: If the oxygen holds out, we might live long enough to starve to death. FRY: I'm never gonna get used to the thirty-first century. Caffinated bacon, baconated grapefruit, Admiral Crunch. LEELA: Well, if you don't like that, try some Arch Duke Chocula. FRY: Aw, come on, Bender loves mobs. LEELA: Only when he's in them, and you know it. FRY: Wait, you're the only friend I have... BENDER: You really want a robot for a friend? FRY: Yeah, ever since I was six. BENDER: Well, okay, but I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger. FRY: Can I do the countdown? LEELA: Huh? Oh, sure, knock yourself out. FRY: Ten... nine... LEELA: Okay, we're here! FRY (quietly): Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff. |
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