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Funny Quotes From Futurama
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LEELA: Hey, he stole my ring.
BENDER: Sorry. Well, that solves the mystery of the missing ring. This calls for a drink.

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LEELA: Hey, look, that's Zapp Brannigan's ship!
FRY: Wow, the Zapp Brannigan?
LEELA: Uh-huh.
FRY: Who's the Zapp Brannigan?

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AMY: Let's all take her out tonight. There's lots of great places to meet people.
HERMES: The Federal Sex Bureau.
BENDER: A saucy puppet show.
DR. ZOIDBERG: The rotting carcass of a whale.
AMY: Mmm, I'll pick.

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LEELA: If the oxygen holds out, we might live long enough to starve to death.

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FRY: I'm never gonna get used to the thirty-first century. Caffinated bacon, baconated grapefruit, Admiral Crunch.
LEELA: Well, if you don't like that, try some Arch Duke Chocula.

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FRY: Aw, come on, Bender loves mobs.
LEELA: Only when he's in them, and you know it.

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FRY: Wait, you're the only friend I have...
BENDER: You really want a robot for a friend?
FRY: Yeah, ever since I was six.
BENDER: Well, okay, but I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

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FRY: Can I do the countdown?
LEELA: Huh? Oh, sure, knock yourself out.
FRY: Ten... nine...
LEELA: Okay, we're here!
FRY (quietly): Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff.
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