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Funny Quotes From Futurama ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BENDER: Look what I won from a tourist's pocket. AMY: You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body. LEELA: Yes, but what about the animals? PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Uh, the what? LEELA: The animals. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I didn't say anything about animals. Now, it seems the planet will collapse within three days. Incidently, this will kill all the animals. LEELA: Fry, sometimes in closed quarters people do inconsiderate things without realizing it. FRY: I know, but I forgive you. LEELA: No, Fry, by closed quarters I mean this office. FRY: Uh-huh. LEELA: And by people I mean you. FRY: Right. LEELA: And by inconsiderate I mean... FRY: Leela, we're trying to watch TV. LEELA: All right, we don't have much time to collect these animals. The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately two hours ago. TV ANNOUNCER: Bachelor Chow! Now with flavor! LEELA: We're out of fuel. Bender, I told you to fill the tank before we left. BENDER: Eh, I'll do it when we get back. ZAPP BRANNIGAN: Leela, it's real velour. Just let yourself go! |
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