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Funny Quotes From Futurama
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BENDER: Look what I won from a tourist's pocket.

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AMY: You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.

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LEELA: Yes, but what about the animals?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Uh, the what?
LEELA: The animals.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I didn't say anything about animals. Now, it seems the planet will collapse within three days. Incidently, this will kill all the animals.

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LEELA: Fry, sometimes in closed quarters people do inconsiderate things without realizing it.
FRY: I know, but I forgive you.
LEELA: No, Fry, by closed quarters I mean this office.
FRY: Uh-huh.
LEELA: And by people I mean you.
FRY: Right.
LEELA: And by inconsiderate I mean...
FRY: Leela, we're trying to watch TV.

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LEELA: All right, we don't have much time to collect these animals. The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately two hours ago.

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TV ANNOUNCER: Bachelor Chow! Now with flavor!

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LEELA: We're out of fuel. Bender, I told you to fill the tank before we left.
BENDER: Eh, I'll do it when we get back.

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ZAPP BRANNIGAN: Leela, it's real velour. Just let yourself go!
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