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Funny Quotes From Futurama ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LEELA: I might have liked Zapp Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison. BENDER: You really are too picky. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: He manages my delivery business: pays the bills, notifies next of kin, what have you. ZAPP BRANNIGAN: So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious. LEELA: Birds don't crawl. ZAPP BRANNIGAN: They've been known to. LEELA: Look, are you gonna rescue us or not? ZAPP BRANNIGAN: Can't you ask a little more sexfully? LEELA: Can't we get away in the ship? PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I suppose it is technically possible, although I am already in my pajamas. LEELA: Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type. FRY: I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades, or the physical endurance, plus I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me. LEELA: Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century? FRY: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio... and in magazines... and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky. But not in dreams, no sirree. BENDER: I'm a fraud – a poor, lazy, sexy fraud. |
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