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Funny Quotes From Futurama
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LEELA: I might have liked Zapp Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison.
BENDER: You really are too picky.

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PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: He manages my delivery business: pays the bills, notifies next of kin, what have you.

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ZAPP BRANNIGAN: So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.
LEELA: Birds don't crawl.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN: They've been known to.
LEELA: Look, are you gonna rescue us or not?
ZAPP BRANNIGAN: Can't you ask a little more sexfully?

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LEELA: Can't we get away in the ship?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I suppose it is technically possible, although I am already in my pajamas.

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LEELA: Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type.

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FRY: I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades, or the physical endurance, plus I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me.

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LEELA: Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?
FRY: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio... and in magazines... and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky. But not in dreams, no sirree.

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BENDER: I'm a fraud a poor, lazy, sexy fraud.
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