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Funny Quotes From Seinfeld ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ELAINE: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high. JERRY: I went out with you. ELAINE: That's because my standards are too low. NAOMI: I thought you were happy-go-lucky. JERRY: No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky. ELAINE: You know, just when I think you're the shallowest man I know, you somehow manage to drain a little bit more out of the pool. ELAINE: Kevin and his friends are nice people! They do good things. They read. JERRY: I read. ELAINE: Books, Jerry. JERRY: Oh. JERRY: Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? ELAINE: It's so sad. All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons. ELAINE: I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian! GEORGE: Are you sure that's the decaf? Where's the orange indicator? WAITRESS: It's missing. I have to do it in my head. Decaf left, regular right. Decaf left, regular right. It's very challenging work. |
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