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Funny Quotes From Seinfeld ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ JERRY: I like this opera crowd. I feel tough. GEORGE: I don't trust men in capes. ELAINE: Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye. Jerry: No. There's less. FRANK (on Jerry's answering machine): Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back. KRAMER: Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around, chewing gum. JERRY: Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason. FIREMAN: How do you live with yourself? GEORGE: It's not easy. JERRY: You've heard me yell. GEORGE: Not really. Your voice kind of raises to this comedic pitch. |
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