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Funny Quotes From Seinfeld ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ESTELLE: Frank, come here! FRANK: You come here. ESTELLE: Georgie's getting married! FRANK: What? ESTELLE: Georgie's getting married! FRANK: Get the hell outta here. He's getting married? ESTELLE: Yes. FRANK: To a woman? JERRY: I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings. GEORGE: It is all because of that car. See, Steinbrenner is like the first guy in at the crack of dawn. He sees my car, he figures I'm the first guy in. Then, the last person to leave is Wilhelm. He sees my car, he figures I'm burning the midnight oil. Between the two of them, they think I'm working an eighteen-hour day! JERRY: Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made. ELAINE: I'm not a terrible person. JERRY: No... ELAINE: No, when I shoo squirrels away, I always say, "Get out of here." I never ever throw things at them and try to injure them like other people. JERRY: That's nice. ELAINE: Yeah, and when I see freaks in the street, I never ever stare at them, and yet I'm careful not to look away, see, because I want to make the freaks feel comfortable. JERRY: That's nice for the freaks. GEORGE: I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking, "That’s why I’m not a heterosexual." JERRY: He's always grabbing my arm when he talks to me. I guess it's because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation. |
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