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Funny Quotes From Family Guy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stewie: [to Lois] Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb. Peter: Now kids daddy only drank so the statue of liberty would take her clothes off. Lois: Stewie, why don't you play in the other room? Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell! Lois: A hangover is nature's way of telling you I was right. John: The air is electric here at Superbowl XXXIII tonight! Pat, I think it's safe to say that all these fans came out here to watch a game of football! Pat: Uh John, we're in commercial. John: Yeah I know I'm just making conversation... come on... FOOTBALL! Judge: Mr. Griffin, don't you think you should have alerted the government to such a gross over-payment? Peter: Well uh, I was gonna call em but uh, my favorite episode of Different Strokes was on. Peter: I know what I did was wrong but I only did it for you and the kids. Except for that jukebox in the bathroom, that was a gift for Peter. Peter: It’s okay to lie to women. They’re not people like us! |
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