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Funny Quotes From Family Guy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Francis: You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the un-baptized babies. Peter: There you go, Lois, you love kids. Lois: He just got up and left? Where would he go? Peter: I don't know. I just asked him to buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks. Brian: I don't care if he ever comes back. pause Brian: I wasn't being cute, I really hope he's dead. Peter: We all love the bible in this house. Francis: Really? What's your favourite book of the bible. Peter: Umm... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in a big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital. Peter: My dad worked at that factory for sixty years. That's almost eighty years. Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa! Peter: That's crazy...they'll just be hungry again in an hour. Peter: No, Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids. Damn long ears, trying to steal Easter from Jesus. Peter: Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly? Lois: This could be a great chance for you two to bond. Peter: Bond? James Bond. I'll do it. |
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