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Funny Quotes From Family Guy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Peter: Hey Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party. An elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change. Chris: Hey birthday dude you want some Ice Cream? Stewie: Yes. But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you Brian: Something troubling you Peter? Peter: Oh no, nothing. Just all of my friends are my wife. [Stewie stumbles up to Lois] Stewie: HellO mother, care to partake in your oh so exhilarating games of “Peek-A-Boo”? Lois: Oh my god, my baby’s drunk! Peter: No I’m not, what, oh him? Oh yeah, he’s a real light weight. Peter: I know you cant understand what I’m going through, Lois. I mean all the stuff that makes you happy, you know, like cooking and cleaning - it’s alright here in the house just waiting for you. You are one lucky… Brian: Uh, uh stop. Now. Man: Wow, Lois Griffin, Hey, I love your act! Nice mellons. Peter: Now listen pal! Lois: Peter, I'm holding mellons. Peter: Oh Man: And her hooters aint bad either. Peter: Now hold on a second. Lois: Peter! I'm holding hooters! Peter: Oh, sorry. Man: No problem pause Man: Your wife's hot. Peter: Alright that's it! Peter: Boo Lois, Yay Beer. Peter: Jeez Lois, I just spent all morning on a boat with my friends drinking beers telling jokes and skrewin' around. How 'bout a little me time? |
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