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Funny Quotes From Family Guy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meg: Who cares about food? Now we’ll never be able to afford my lip injections! (Peter and Brian are in jail) Brian: Uh, how was your shower? Peter: Oh, I tell ya Brian, all the rumors about dropping the soap are true. Brian: Really? Peter: Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life. Oh, it was slipping all over the place. Guys were laughing. Peter: Boy, she's pretty pissed, huh? Brian: Yeah. Who'd have thought welfare fraud would be one of her buttons? Peter: When she worries she says things like "I told you so" and "stop doing that, I'm asleep." Mr Weed: You're Fired! Peter: Oh jeeze, for how long? Peter: I told Lois I wouldn't drink. Quagmire: Don't feel so bad Peter. Peter: Hey, I never thought of it that way. Lois: Peter, what did you promise me last night? Peter: I wouldn't drink at the stag party. Lois: And what did you do? Peter: Drank at the stag pa- woah, I almost walked right into that one. Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell. Peter: Meg ... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell cant drive? |
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