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Funny Quotes From Family Guy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Woman: I promise it will never happen again. Child Services Worker: I hope not Mrs. Stevens, because next time we won't just take him away, we'll kill him. Old Lady: What a precious little boy. Meg: That's my ..uh, uh.. son. Old Lady: Your son? But you're just a baby yourself. Henry, give the little skank a nice tip. Lois: Excuse us. We're having a small problem with home security. Peter: Do you guys have those round metal things that you bury in the ground, and when you step on them, they explode? Sales Clerk: Land mines? Lois and Peter: Land mines! Peter: It was land mines. Quagmire: Well hello, lips, legs, breasts, and ass. Stewie: Write this down, you toad-faced frump. I love pancakes. Quagmire: Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8:00 ... and home by 11:00. Peter: And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure. Peter: Yeah, our neighborhood hasn't been this united since Quagmire figured out how to get us free cable. |
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