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Funny Quotes From Family Guy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stewie:(about to kill Mr. Rogers) How ironic, Rogers, it almost rhymes with... ELIMINATE! Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, that's tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food. Brian: Oh, my God! Are you Stephen King?! Dean Koontz: No, I'm Dean Koontz. Brian: Oh. (Searching for the stolen trophy) Peter: That was then and this is now. And this is a chair. And that's a lamp. And you have boobies. And I'm gonna find that trophy! Peter: Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly? Peter: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass. Stewie: I've got a better idea, let's go play 'Swallow the Stuff Under the Sink' Peter: Wait a minute! Meg, when did you become a teenager? Lois: She's 16 Peter. Peter: You knew about this? |
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