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Funny Quotes From Family Guy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ William Shatner: Beam me up God. Peter: Come on everyone, we're late for the Bavarian Folk Festival. You know those Germans, if you don't join their party they'll come get ya! Peter: Meg, don't believe what they're saying. I always keep my eyes on the road. I don't miss a thing. TV: We now return to Star Trek Peter: Holy Crap Uhura's black? Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. Stewie: What do you want? Man in White: I want to get the hell out of here! Stewie: Oh, I'm sorry, We're fresh out of that, but what I can give you is UNTIMELY DEATH! Peter: [To Lois] C’mon Lois, I hate to see you so upset. Look we got animals, we got clowns, I mean, a party couldn’t be any better if Jesus himself showed up. Jesus: Ok everybody, for my next miracle I’m going to turn water into funk. Cheezie Charlie: We have many flavors of ice cream, vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, people. Peter: What was that last one? Cheezie Charlie: Chocolate Brian: Well Peter you've only got a couple of hours left if your gonna pull a party out of your ass you may wanna stand up. |
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