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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Carrie: I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss, the perfect parent, or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been dealt, and accessorize what we've got. Miranda: Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy. Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. Carrie: You win men over with your personality? Carrie: Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer. Carrie: It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent (Samantha had) already slept with. Samantha: I'll tell you how to babyproof. Use a condom! Carrie: It's over for me. Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots 'o' shoes. Jim: I'm an engineer now. Carrie: On the railroad? Charlotte: My marriage is a fake Fendi! |
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