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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Carrie is talking about when her first date with Berger is) Charlotte: That's exciting! Isn't that exciting? Miranda: Oh sure its all fun and games until someone has a child. (Holding out Brady to Carrie) Miranda: Here, hold this. Samantha: First no smoking in bars. What's next, no fucking in bars? Miranda: Well first there would have to be a no-fucking section. Samantha: Hi, I need something that'll make a guy cum in his pants as soon as he sees me. Saleswoman: Got it. (Walks away) Carrie: You talk to salespeople like that? Samantha: I'm here all the time. They love me. Carrie: Is this for a specfic gentleman or do you just look for that generally? Samantha: It's for that hot waiter from Raw. I'm sleeping with him tonight but he doesn't know it yet. (About Carri'es new furry shoes) Berger: What do you have there, a pet? Samantha: (To Carrie after her and Berger had bad sex) Fuck me badly once shame on you. Fuck me badly twice shame on me. Charlotte: Hi, I'm Charlotte York and I'm here today because I'm seriously thinking about joining the Jewish faith. Rabbi: We're not interested. (Shuts door in her face) Charlotte: Doesn't that waiter look familiar? Samantha: I fucked him |
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