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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City
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(Carrie is talking about when her first date with Berger is)
Charlotte: That's exciting! Isn't that exciting?
Miranda: Oh sure its all fun and games until someone has a child.

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(Holding out Brady to Carrie)
Miranda: Here, hold this.

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Samantha: First no smoking in bars. What's next, no fucking in bars?
Miranda: Well first there would have to be a no-fucking section.

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Samantha: Hi, I need something that'll make a guy cum in his pants as soon as he sees me.
Saleswoman: Got it. (Walks away)
Carrie: You talk to salespeople like that?
Samantha: I'm here all the time. They love me.
Carrie: Is this for a specfic gentleman or do you just look for that generally?
Samantha: It's for that hot waiter from Raw. I'm sleeping with him tonight but he doesn't know it yet.

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(About Carri'es new furry shoes)
Berger: What do you have there, a pet?

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Samantha: (To Carrie after her and Berger had bad sex) Fuck me badly once shame on you. Fuck me badly twice shame on me.

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Charlotte: Hi, I'm Charlotte York and I'm here today because I'm seriously thinking about joining the Jewish faith.
Rabbi: We're not interested. (Shuts door in her face)

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Charlotte: Doesn't that waiter look familiar?
Samantha: I fucked him
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