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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City
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(After Miranda finds Steve's condoms in the baby bag and Brady puts one package in his mouth)
Samantha: Oh, honey relax I have those in my mouth all the time.

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(After Miranda finds Steve's condoms in the baby bag)
Samantha: Oh, honey isn't the baby birth control enough?
Miranda: They're Steve's.

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(On the phone)
Miranda: Well, what do I tell Steve?
Carrie: Blame the baby that's what they're there for.

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Smith: I can't do friday.
Samantha: But we always do friday. It's T.G.I fuck day.

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(Miranda fit into her "skinny" jeans)
Charlote: How'd you do it?
Miranda: I got pregnant, became a single mother and lost all time to eat.
Samantha: Oh, that's a diet I won't be trying.

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Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?
Carrie: They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot.

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(Church bells ringing)
Carrie: (still high on smoking pot) Oh! Hear that? It's midnight. The official end to what will now be known as 'the day I got arrested for smoking a doobie.' HAHA! I said 'doobie.' This is great!

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Miranda: He was funny. And cute.
Carrie: Yeah, and in town for a week! What's the point?
Samantha: That is the point! It's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving.
Carrie: But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. It's expiration dating.
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