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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Samantha: Uh oh, sounds like somebody just got their first vibrator. Miranda: Not first, ultimate and I think I'm in love. Miranda: One month was interesting, two months was numbing, three months I'm going out of my mind. Miranda: I just realised something or maybe its the maturity that comes with age, the witch in Hansel and Gretel, she's very misunderstood. I mean the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it. Carrie: And finally, the most important breakup rule, no matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your friends. (They are all standing in front of the locker room doors of Yankee stadium waiting for the "New Yankee") Samantha: (as a ball player walks in front of them) Did you see that bulge? Miranda: Ummm....he was wearing a cup. Samantha: Well honey, his cup runneth over. Miranda: I was a major lesbian back in 4th grade. Miranda: Oh, haven't you heard? Charlotte's a lesbian now. |
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