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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Charlotte (whispering): Could you please not use the F-word in Vera Wang? Samantha: What if I have it? Carrie: You don't have it. Samantha: Sometimes it takes me a really long time to get over a cold. Carrie: That's not AIDS, it's central air conditioning. Random woman: Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection with another human being, and you don't have to shave your legs as much. Miranda: I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting - it's ridiculous. I am un-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, as somebody is obligated to have sex with you. Samantha: I'm starving! Where's the food? Miranda: They're WASPs. There's never food, only booze. Samantha: Fine. One martini, six olives. Guy: This floor's non smoking! Carrie: I have an addiction, sir! Miranda: Maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel—she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it. Carrie: There are plenty of good ways to break up with someone and it doesn't include a Post-It. |
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