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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City
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Charlotte: [when Charlotte's dog gets on heat at the dog show] I once won a junior-gymnastics meat when I had mine.
Anthony: It's a dog.... what are you gonna do? Go find a tiny-tiny tampon?
[Carrie laughs]

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[at Carrie's very emotional and weepy goodbye dinner - Charlotte in particular is being a total weepy waterworks]
Samantha: Let's pull it up, shall we? I'd like to show my face here again here.
Carrie: Yes, here's to go. Right. Someone say something not sentimental.
Samantha: Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause.
Miranda: Task accomplished!
Samantha: You cannot Believe the hot flashes! I can barely keep my clothes on.
Carrie: Really? What was your excuse before the chemo?
Samantha: [lovingly] I'm gonna miss you, you cunt.
[Charlotte breaks into tears again, devastated that Carries is leaving for Paris in a few hours]
Miranda: Wow, even "cunt" didn't stop her.

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Samantha: (To a nun) Since you can't have sex...are you allowed to masterbate?

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Samantha: Like it's my fault. I shouldn't be punished for not having kids, I should be rewarded. Since when did kids become the get out of cancer free card? He's basically saying I'm a whore who deserves chemo.
Carrie: No, I don't think that's what he was saying.
Miranda: What I don't understand is if they got it all why do you need chemo?
Samantha: Because he's an asshole.
Carrie: Evidentally there could be something microscopic---
Samantha: Like his dick.
Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or turretts?

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Carrie: The Russian doesn't want to have kids. Had one a long time ago. He's done.
Charlotte: Well, then, do svidaniya or however you say it.
Carrie: What? No! For you maybe, but not for me.
Charlotte: Don't you want to have the option?
Carrie: Well, yes. But it's my experience that men like him don't come along that often.
Charlotte: But we're 38! These are the years.
Carrie: Yes, I know, I've heard. I'm running out of time. I don't even have time to eat this cookie.
Charlotte: How is it?
Carrie: It's so good I forgot to have children.

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