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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Charlotte: [when Charlotte's dog gets on heat at the dog show] I once won a junior-gymnastics meat when I had mine. Anthony: It's a dog.... what are you gonna do? Go find a tiny-tiny tampon? [Carrie laughs] [at Carrie's very emotional and weepy goodbye dinner - Charlotte in particular is being a total weepy waterworks] Samantha: Let's pull it up, shall we? I'd like to show my face here again here. Carrie: Yes, here's to go. Right. Someone say something not sentimental. Samantha: Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause. Miranda: Task accomplished! Samantha: You cannot Believe the hot flashes! I can barely keep my clothes on. Carrie: Really? What was your excuse before the chemo? Samantha: [lovingly] I'm gonna miss you, you cunt. [Charlotte breaks into tears again, devastated that Carries is leaving for Paris in a few hours] Miranda: Wow, even "cunt" didn't stop her. Samantha: (To a nun) Since you can't have sex...are you allowed to masterbate? Samantha: Like it's my fault. I shouldn't be punished for not having kids, I should be rewarded. Since when did kids become the get out of cancer free card? He's basically saying I'm a whore who deserves chemo. Carrie: No, I don't think that's what he was saying. Miranda: What I don't understand is if they got it all why do you need chemo? Samantha: Because he's an asshole. Carrie: Evidentally there could be something microscopic--- Samantha: Like his dick. Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or turretts? Carrie: The Russian doesn't want to have kids. Had one a long time ago. He's done. Charlotte: Well, then, do svidaniya or however you say it. Carrie: What? No! For you maybe, but not for me. Charlotte: Don't you want to have the option? Carrie: Well, yes. But it's my experience that men like him don't come along that often. Charlotte: But we're 38! These are the years. Carrie: Yes, I know, I've heard. I'm running out of time. I don't even have time to eat this cookie. Charlotte: How is it? Carrie: It's so good I forgot to have children. |
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