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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Samantha: "I can't be on the red carpet in a bad rug." Carrie: It's the end of an era. Big: You're the loves of her life and a guy's just lucky to come in fourth. (Elizabeth Taylor is pregnant) Harry: Honey, I got your message. So the dog's knocked up? (Samantha thinks her maids using her vibrator) Harry: I think you could have a potential law suit on your hands. Miranda: What? Breaking and vibrating? Standford: As long as it's not entering. Carrie: You do this every time! Every time! What? Do you have some sort of radar? Carrie might be happy, it's time to sweep in and shit all over it? Big: What? No, no, I came here to tell you something. I made a mistake. You and I. Carrie: You and I ... You can't not do this to me again! You can not jerk me around! Big: Carrie, listen to me. It is different this time. Carrie: Oh, it's never different! It's six years of never being different! This is it! I am done! Don't call me ever again! Forget you know my number! In fact, forget you know my name! And you can drive up this street all you want... because I don't live here any more! Samantha: "I'm a beard in a wig." (After dogs starting humping Charlotte's dog, Elizabeth Taylor in the park) Miranda: Elizabeth Taylor got gang-banged in the park? Samantha: Oh, god. That's so 80's. |
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