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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Carrie: Ok, what is so important it couldn't wait? Samantha: I found a grey hair. Carrie: (With a mouth full of food) In the food? Samantha: In my hair...down there. Carrie: "When will waiting for "the one"... be done?" Carrie: Yesterday I almost did it with him on a park bench...in front of children. Samantha: What stopped you? Carrie: Common decentcy. Samantha: Oh, that. Samantha: "Don't play "hard to get" with a man who's hard to get." (At Mcdonalds) Carrie:(To Aleksandr) May I offer you a fry? They're french. Charlotte: We are just straved for real romance and that is the sad truth. Samantha: I'm not straved. Smith's in LA for the week and he calls me every night before he goes to bed. Carrie: Phone sex doesn't count. Samantha: Well, I'm drinking a glass of wine when we do it. Charlotte: Well, it all sounds very old world to me. Very 18th century Russia. Carrie: Yes, and I live in New York City circa now. I think it's romantic when someone offers me a seat on the subway. Magda: What you did. That is love. You love. Miranda: (After giving Steve's mother, who has had a stroke, a bath) Let's not make a big deal of it to Steve, it will upset him. |
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