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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Carrie is all hunched over) Carrie: This is a sex sprain. Stanford: Good for you. Carrie: No it was not good for me. It was jack rabbit sex you know, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. Stanford: Are straight men still aloud to do that? Carrie: No, they aren't. It's bad. It's basically masturbating with a woman instead of your hand. And I don't enjoy. Carrie: (Voiceover) That night Howie and I had sex like we were teenagers again. Meaning he didn't know what he was doing and I didn't say a thing. When Charlotte shows her wedding dress to Anthony . . . Charlotte: "Ta-da!" Anthony: (gasps) "You're Audrey Hepburn . . . owitz." [complaining about her husband] Charlotte: We have a tea bag situation. Samantha: Oh honey, I totally understand. Just breathe through your nose.[pause. All stare at Samantha] When you're sucking his balls. Carrie: I wanted a man who'd commit, not a man who was committed. Apparently we have to be more specific. Miranda: I just got Brady to sleep. Dr. Robert Leeds: Do you sing to him? Miranda: Only if he's been bad. Samantha: Smith did something to me that was so perverse! Okay I'm just gonna say it! He tried to hold my hand! Carrie: You mean to tell me that Smith is a hand holder? And to think he once served us food! Samantha: No man wants to fuck grandma's pussy. Carrie: Oh God! This is a child's birthday party. |
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