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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City
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(Carrie is all hunched over)
Carrie: This is a sex sprain.
Stanford: Good for you.
Carrie: No it was not good for me. It was jack rabbit sex you know, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.
Stanford: Are straight men still aloud to do that?
Carrie: No, they aren't. It's bad. It's basically masturbating with a woman instead of your hand. And I don't enjoy.

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Carrie: (Voiceover) That night Howie and I had sex like we were teenagers again. Meaning he didn't know what he was doing and I didn't say a thing.

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When Charlotte shows her wedding dress to Anthony . . .
Charlotte: "Ta-da!"
Anthony: (gasps) "You're Audrey Hepburn . . . owitz."

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[complaining about her husband]
Charlotte: We have a tea bag situation.
Samantha: Oh honey, I totally understand. Just breathe through your nose.[pause. All stare at Samantha] When you're sucking his balls.

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Carrie: I wanted a man who'd commit, not a man who was committed. Apparently we have to be more specific.

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Miranda: I just got Brady to sleep.
Dr. Robert Leeds: Do you sing to him?
Miranda: Only if he's been bad.

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Samantha: Smith did something to me that was so perverse! Okay I'm just gonna say it! He tried to hold my hand!
Carrie: You mean to tell me that Smith is a hand holder? And to think he once served us food!

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Samantha: No man wants to fuck grandma's pussy.
Carrie: Oh God! This is a child's birthday party.
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