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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Aidan: What do you need two doors for? Carrie: Well, cause you know sometimes I'm in a hurry I just brriinrr that one and it's my escape hatch in case. Aidan: In case what? Carrie: In case rapists come in my bedroom window, I see 'em in the mirror and I wriiirr! Gone. Samantha: For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect dick. Trey walks in to hear the end of her sentence. Trey: Whoops, forgot it was ladies night. Charlotte: Don't talk to my friends like that! Without a baby they're all I have! Trey: And what am I?! Charlotte: You are the man who gave me a cardboard baby! Miranda: These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed. Samantha: Just don't spend them alone in bed. Miranda: I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves! Samantha: Well it's about fuckin time. Get over here and do me. Carrie: Is that you standard greeting now? Samantha: Oh sorry I thought it was Richard. Carrie: I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes! Samantha: Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex. Miranda: When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can do it, push push shit! |
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