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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City
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Aidan: What do you need two doors for?
Carrie: Well, cause you know sometimes I'm in a hurry I just brriinrr that one and it's my escape hatch in case.
Aidan: In case what?
Carrie: In case rapists come in my bedroom window, I see 'em in the mirror and I wriiirr! Gone.

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Samantha: For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect dick.
Trey walks in to hear the end of her sentence.
Trey: Whoops, forgot it was ladies night.

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Charlotte: Don't talk to my friends like that! Without a baby they're all I have!
Trey: And what am I?!
Charlotte: You are the man who gave me a cardboard baby!

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Miranda: These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
Samantha: Just don't spend them alone in bed.
Miranda: I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!

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Samantha: Well it's about fuckin time. Get over here and do me.
Carrie: Is that you standard greeting now?
Samantha: Oh sorry I thought it was Richard.

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Carrie: I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!

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Samantha: Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex.

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Miranda: When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can do it, push push shit!

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