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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Samantha: You see that guy, he his the next Donald Trump only his younger and much better looking. Skipper: I'm a roamntci I just have too much feeling. Carrie: Are you sure your gay? Skipper: No! Elizabeth: He never called the bastard. In England looking at houses would've meant something. Miranda: (at the transvestite restaurant for her birthday) It's like that guy Jeramiah, the poet. I mean the sex was incredible but then he wantd to read me his poetry and go out to dinner and the whole chat bit and I'm like 'Let's not even go there'. Toxic Bachelor: Why Don't these women marry a fat guy. Why don't they jsut marry a big tub of lard? Charlotte: I would never sleep with a married man. Samantha: What makes you so sure you haven't, weddings come off you know. Miranda: When someone gets married all beats are off, they become married and we become the enemy. Carrie: Is he gay? Stafford: He denies it. How can anyone that gorgeous be straight. |
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