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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LISA: Mom! Someone threw gum in my hair! MARGE: Are you sure it's not shampoo? That washes right out. SMITHERS: I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh... die. HANS MOLEMAN: You took four minutes of my life, and I want them back! APU: For the next five minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for 19.99! HOMER: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. MARGE: He prefers the company of men! HOMER: Who doesn't? MARGE: I hope you all saved room, because I made your favorite dessert. Store bought snack cakes - both kinds! LISA: Oh, Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay the gas bill? I mean, what would your grandma say? MARGE: I'm sure she'd be proud that her descendants had piping hot tap water and plenty of warm, dry underwear. |
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