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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HOMER: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! MULDER: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien. HOMER: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon. SCULLY: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI. HOMER: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You happy? HOMER: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. BART: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory! MILHOUSE: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over. LISA: I still believe in protecting animal's rights, but that still doesn't excuse what I did. I'm sorry for wrecking your barbecue, Dad. HOMER: That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things, too. APU (after being shot): Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying. BILLY CORGAN: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. HOMER: Homer Simpson, smiling politely. CHIEF WIGGUM: See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free. |
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