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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LISA: I am the lizard queen! KANG: Holy fleurking schnit! BART: Dad, I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park? HOMER: Do I have to sit up? BART: No. HOMER: Knock yourself out. HOMER: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut. HOMER'S BRAIN: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. HOMER: Explain how. HOMER'S BRAIN: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. HOMER: Woo-hoo! SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS: I have had it with this school! The low test scores! Class after class of ugly, ugly children! LISA: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind. BART: Okay. LISA: Embrace nothingness. BART: You got it. LISA: Become like an uncarved stone. BART: Done. LISA: Bart, you're just pretending to know what I'm talking about! BART: True. LISA: Well, it's very frustrating! BART: I'll bet. REVEREND LOVEJOY: This so-called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first, let's pass the collection plate! MOE: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything. |
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