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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HOMER: Note to self: stop doing anything. MARGE: All right, Homey, you're overstimulated. As soon as we get you home, we'll get some beer into you, and then it's straight to bed. HOMER: Woohoo! Beer! Beer! Beer! Bed! Bed! Bed! HOMER: Well, of course everything looks bad if you remember it. Now where are my chili boots? BART: Because no one ever suspects the butterfly. BART: Dad, how would you like it if you were sold to an ivory dealer? HOMER: I'd like it fine. BART: Even if they killed you and made your teeth into piano keys? HOMER: Of course. Who wouldn't like that, being part of the music scene? MARGE: He's sinking! Help him! HOMER: No, no, I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First, I'll reach in and pull out my legs. Then, I'll pull my arms out with my face. ABE SIMPSON: Of course, the old man's off his rocker. If he says the dog's dead, then it has to be alive! HOMER: Mmm... purple. |
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