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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HOMER: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening. BART: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. HOLLIS HURLBUT: Get out! You're banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children! (pause) For three months. HOMER: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie - Police Academy. HOMER: Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene." MR. BURNS: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. BLEEDIN' GUMS MURPHY: The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel worse, and making a few bucks while you're at it. MARGE: I think we're going to need a bigger place. HOMER: No, we don't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's room and Bart can sleep with us until he's twenty-one. MARGE: Won't that warp him? HOMER: My cousin Frank did it. MARGE: You don't have a cousin Frank. HOMER:He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now. |
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