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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HOMER: Remember, there's nothing that says you can't be a Simpson and a success! ABE SIMPSON: No apology! Not until he admits he's a jerk! LISA: Isn't there any way I can change my DNA, like sitting on the microwave? CHIEF WIGGUM: This freezer is an attractive nuisance. Just look at all that ice cream. It's damn near irresistible. DR. NICK: Hmmm. He's got a lub, but I don't hear a dub... Oh, there it is! MARGE: Simpson gene? That's just foolishness. ABE SIMPSON: No... baldness, too. KENT BROCKMAN: And now, with an editorial reply, a small girl! ABE SIMPSON: In fact, I've got a real funny story about that. Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long. |
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