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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ DR. NICK: Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want. HOMER: I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again. LISA: I'd like to believe that this time. I really would. HOMER: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible. LISA: Really? Where? HOMER: Eh, somewhere in the back. BART: I am through with working. Working is for chumps. HOMER: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out. DR. NICK (singing): The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh-oh. PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Blasted woman, you parked too close! Move your car! EDNA KRABAPPEL: I'm in the lines. You got a problem, go tell your mama! PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Oh, don't worry. She'll hear about this. MR. BURNS: Who is that fireband, Smithers? SMITHERS: That's Homer Simpson. MR. BURNS: Simpson, eh? New man? SMITHERS:He thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude... MR. BURNS: Doesn't ring a bell. CHIEF WIGGUM: What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries? |
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