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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BART: Boy, Dad, you must really love us to sink so low. CHIEF WIGGUM: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. HOMER: Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively. AGNES SKINNER: You failed, Seymour. What is it with you and failure? BART: Oh my God! The dead have risen and are voting Republican! HOMER: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect. LISA: Tough choice. BART: I'm picking respect. (after Bart gets an earring) BART: Come on, Homer, didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were my age? HOMER: Well, yeah, when I was ten, I got my ear pierced. But this is completely different! LISA: It could be a mutant from the power plant. MR. BURNS: That's preposterous, everyone knows our mutants have flippers... Oops, I've said too much. |
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