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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LISA (looking at Abraham Lincoln's hat): America's greatest citizen summed up in one piece of clothing. HOMER: Fonzie's jacket! BART: Who's Fonzie? HOMER: Who's Fonzie?! Don't they teach you anything in school? He freed the squares! LISA: Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel. CHIEF WIGGUM: What, what, what, what, what? This better be about pizza. MAYOR QUIMBY: I stand by my racial slur. LISA: This won't last forever. HOMER: Everything lasts forever. HOMER: I always wondered if there was a God. Now I know. There is, and it's me. HOMER: These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined. HOMER: Why won't those stupid idiots let me in their stupid club for jerks, anyway? |
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