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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ MR. BURNS: Bad corpse! Stop... scaring... Smithers! LISA: I like him! He's smart, he's sensitive, he's clearly not obsessed with his physical appearance... HOMER (walking by): My ears are burning. LISA: Uh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad. HOMER: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-Tip. MR. BURNS: Thank you, come again. Smithers, release the hounds. HOMER: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. REVEREND LOVEJOY: Wait a minute. This sounds like rock and/or roll. HOMER: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau? APU: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it. HOMER: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles. LISA (waking up from a dream, yelling): I want to help you, Geaorge Washington! BART (walking by): "I want to help you... George Washington"? Man, even your dreams are square. BART: As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade. HOMER: And if you don't, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids. |
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