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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HOMER: Aw, what am I gonna do with a thousand angel ashtrays? BART: I could take up smoking. HOMER: You damn well better. HOMER: Get your glo-sticks. Can't get into heaven without a glo-stick. NED: I'll take four. NED: Flanders to God, Flanders to God. Get off Your cloud and save my Todd. NED: Well, the handle's Flanders, but my friends call me Ned. HOMER: Oh, hi Flanders. LADY: What crawled down your throat and died? BARNEY: It didn't die. JAY: Hey, I think your shoes are untied. RANIER WOLFCASTLE: From here, they appear to be tied, but I will take another look. (Jay leaves, night falls) Upon closer inspection, these are loafers. HOMER: Ah! We're headed for the sun! That's the hottest place on earth! MARGE: Bart, how many hours a day do you watch TV? BART: Six. Seven if there's something good on. BART: We want the truth! SIDESHOW BOB: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities! LISA: Wow! A secret staircase! But what do you do if someone wants non-alcoholic beer? APU: You know, it's never come up. HOMER: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders. "I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day." The Springfield River! NED: Reverend... emergency! I - it's the Simpson kids - eedily - I, uh, baptism - oodily - uh - doodily doodily! REVEREND LOVEJOY: Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. MILHOUSE: Hey, who has better vacation ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one! KRUSTY: Hand over all your money in a paper bag. APU: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know. HOMER: Marge, I'm bored. MARGE: You could read something. HOMER: I'm trying to reduce my boredom. RALPH: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! |
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