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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LIONEL HUTZ: I move for a bad court thingy. JUDGE: You mean a mistrial? LIONEL HUTZ: That's why you're the judge and I'm the... law... talking... guy. HOMER: Hey. We didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd. KANG: Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass? MARGE: Bart, stop pestering Satan! KENT BROCKMAN: ... And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. BART: It's craptacular. MR. BURNS: Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a five percent pay cut! PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up. |
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