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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ KANG: We must move forward... not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom! LISA: Dad, we did something very bad! HOMER: Did you wreck the car? BART: No. HOMER: Did you raise the dead? LISA: Yes. HOMER: But the car's okay? BART & LISA: Uh-huh. HOMER: Alright, then. HOMER: What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. HOMER: Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away? LISA: Because they discovered gold right over there! HOMER: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything. DRILL SERGEANT: Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you. HOMER: I like you. DRILL SERGEANT: Well, I don't like you. HOMER: Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better. MAUDE FLANDERS: Edna, I really don't think we're talking about love. We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N. KRUSTY: Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down! MARGE: Homer, did you call the audience "chicken"? HOMER: No! I swear on this bible! MARGE: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples. HOMER: Mmm... fuzzy. HOMER: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? |
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