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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 Page 18 - Page 19 - Page 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ RALPH: Look at my aggie-culture project! It's a piece of a cow. KENT BROCKMAN: Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse before it gets better. LISA: For your information, none of your business! NELSON: Hey, check it out - a freezer geezer! APU: Please, young customers, ignore the frozen gentlemen and return to your impulse buying! NELSON: Aw, but we wanna stare at the ice dude! MISS HOOVER: This is terrible, at best. TROY MCCLURE: Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children? Or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? It's no coincidence. HOMER: We're going out, Marge! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths! LISA: Maybe I can't concentrate because of all your cooties! MILHOUSE: It's called lice. And it's nothing to be ashamed of. |
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