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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ray: Let's see, when I proposed you were 23. You said no. Debra: Right. Ray: Then I proposed; you were 24 BOTH: No again. Ray: Right, then I took a year off to regroup then I came back with a job; BOOM, married. That would make you 32----ish. Robert: When did he get this? Marie: Oh, that's an award your brother got for his sports-column. Robert: Never ends for Raymond... Marie: Oh, poor Robbie. Robert: Everybody loves Raymond. I go to work people shoot at me, Ray goes to work and people do the wave. Then he sits down, has a hotdog, doodles on a piece of paper and they give him a trophy. Marie: I've got baking soda! I smelled something questionable in the fridge. Ray: From across the street? Marie: No, when I was here yesterday. Oh, It's worse! Marie: There's more fruit? Ray: Time to leave, Dad. Buckle up... What're you doing? Frank: I'm sucking the youth! (Later) Debra: The twins' heads smell like Old Spice. Your dad was here. Sucking the youth. Ray: (into the phone) Oh, and honey?... I love you... yeah, get used to it, I'm gonna be saying it all the time... oka... now give the phone to Mommy. Debra: I love you Raymond: ...And I you (Debra walks off) Raymond: Debra! DEBRA! Ali: (as Marlon brando) STELLA! Frank: (talking to Marie and Robert) This love stuff....we never mention it again. Everybody Loves Raymond originally aired in 1996 and continued an impressive television run until the year 2005. Viewers could enjoy the show anywhere from a house in southern Arizona, to downtown Indianapolis apartments and anywhere in between. |
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