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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond
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Ray: Ok... Robert the thing I said about lighten up...This is a little too light.

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Frank: (reading student evaluations) 'After 10 minutes, I wanted to take the officer's gun... and end my misery'.

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(Robert is talking through his dummy, Traffic Cop Timmy)
Timmy: Let's see. Marie, is it? What's the first thing you do in your car before you drive off.
Marie: Well, you check your rear-view mirrors.
Timmy: Good.
Marie: And, make sure you're wearing your seatbelt.
Timmy: Anything else?
Marie: Um, no. That's it.
Timmy: That's it? (turns to Robert) She thinks that's it. (turns back to Marie) How about making sure your firstborn son is in the backseat before driving off from a gas station in New Mexico!
Marie: Robby, that was so long ago!
Robert: Hey, I'm not the one who cares. (looks at Timmy)
Debra: Uh-oh.

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Debra: (to Robert about him teaching trafic school) All you just need is some practice.
Robert: It's not the kind of thing you can practice. It's all about relating to people.
Frank: You're a dead man.

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Robert: How about when you used to go to school and mom would follow you there!
Ray: What? That was mom?! (Robert nods) Oh my god! The crazy tree lady! I used to have nightmares about her!
Robert: When was the last time you had one?
Ray: Last week!

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Ray: Do you remember me having any dreams when I was a kid?
Frank: I remember you wetting the bed.
Ray: No, I mean, do you remember what I wanted to be?
Frank: Dry?

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Frank: Welcome to "Honest Frank's Yard of Bargains!" Hi kids!

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Frank: I scraped the rust off this thermos, $20.00
Ray: Who do you think will buy it?
Frank: People are idiots, and I'm claiming it was used by the Pope. (to a guy) Hey, you Catholic, like soup?!
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