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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Robert: Mom, I'm scared... to be alone. Marie: You mean for the rest of your life. Robert: No, but thanks for bringing up that possibility. Ray: So what do you wanna do... hey, jacuzzi, jacuzzi, ja-cuzzi ... bubbles in my heinie, Pop! Robert: So you're scared of being alone? Ray: Where do you get that from 'bubbles in my heinie'? Robert: Discovery Channel, Cubby! Nature'll put you right out! Ray: Unless it's about monkies, right? Robert: W-what? Ray: Nothin'. I just remember that you had a shoe tree, that you thought looked like a monkey... holding an axe Ray: (when Robert puts his feet up in the car) We must've hit a skunk that crawled out of the ass of another skunk. Ray: (to Debra) I know you're small, but in bed space, you're like one of those monsters on the spaceship... ahhhhh... Ray and Robert are in the kitchen. Ray: I sense a disturbance in the force. Maria walks in. Robert: How do you do that? Ray: I didn't say I had a problem with it, all right? I'm just trying to be nice. Debra: Yeah, "fake" nice. Ray: (shouting) What's the difference? Debra: I don't think you want to go yet. You're going to miss the awards ceremony. Ray: Huh? Debra: Yeah. And the winner for Best Performance as a Husband goes to (pretends to open an envelope like a presenter at an award ceremony) Ray Barone for Mr. Fantastic Visits A Park. |
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