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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Robert: Alright, here we go cubby. Ray: Trash talk allowed, right? Robert: Bring it on! Ray: Zero serving zero, you experimented in camp. (Robert walks off) Ray: Zero serving six, you're fat and you smell. Frank: What's that sound? Robert: It's like... rattling. Frank: I know it's rattling, Columbo! Where's it comin' from? Marie: Where your heart should be. Marie: Frank, put on the heat. It's freezing! Frank: It's too expensive. Marie: What's with you? We all have to get pneumonia so you can save three cents?! Frank: You know Marie, most of the body's heat escapes through the head, so you might wanna seal up any lodged openings! (Marie starts hugging Frank while he is sitting down) Frank: Whoa! What are you doing? Marie: Snugling. For body warmth. Frank: Puttin' on the heat! Frank: What did you call me 'dawg' for?! Robert: That's a nice thing, Dad, you say it to people, it means 'I like you'. Frank: Oh really? Well, from now on... I'm calling you 'Jackass'! Marie: Frank! Frank: That's a good thing, it means 'He's great'. Ray: Hey. Frank: (to Ray) Hey Ugly! Ray: What? Frank: That's Robert talk, it means 'You're good looking'. (to Marie) Hey good looking. Robert: That is so whack! Ray: Okay, see right there... we're Italian. "Whack" means something else to us. Marie: Would you stop? The boys did nothing wrong. You wanted them to make you a tribute, they made you a tribute. Frank: I can't wait for my eulogy. |
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