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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ray: Debra, calm down. You're reacting to missing yams like the time you left Ally at the mall! Debra: Look, Ray, we want to start our own tradition, and Ally wants it to be like the first Thanksgiving. Ray: Well, why don't we have some smallpox then, too? Ally: My teacher says they had fish at the first Thanksgiving. Ray: Yeah, well, people were stupid then, sweetie! Ally: Good morning, Mommy. Debra: Hi, honey. Where's Daddy? Ally: In the shower singing. He's terrible! Debra: You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids. Ray: I know...did it have to be sex? Frank: You mean that even though you know that ball's a fake it still means something to you? Ray: Yeah, yeah dad. Frank: Then this Christmas you're gonna love the Rolex I got you. Marie: What's the matter? Ray: Nothing, nothing's the matter. Debra: Oh nothing at all, except Ray was just about to tell Ally the truth about Santa Claus. Marie: You what?!?! Ray: NO, I didn't tell her. Marie: My own son, an atheist?!?! Ray: Wait, Mickey Mantle didn't sign this ball? It isn't real? Frank: It's a real ball. |
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