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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Marie: I can't tell you what a huge fan I am of yours! You taught me to express myself! Frank: Thanks a bunch, lady. Dr. Nora: Hello, I'm Dr. Nora. Marie: Oh, that voice! Are you Dr. Nora? Ray: (as Debra) Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday. Debra: (during the flashback) I know that you don't see it now, but in time you will come to realize what a blessing it is to have your family so close. Debra: I would never have thought that I would miss our little apartment in Queens. Ray: Come on, that apartment was tiny and cramped and noisy. Debra: Yeah, your parents would only visit every other month. Ray: I loved that place. Debra: I know. Frank: How often is my son on TV? Robert: I was on TV when we busted John Gotti. Marie: Yes, but you didn't have any lines, dear. Frank: (to Ray) I could have ate a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview. Debra: (to Ray) I told you to say "little star!" (As opposed to "asterisk," which Ray is unable to say on television.) |
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