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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ray: (talking about the dog) I love him like an incredibly ugly son. Robert: Do you guys have any Maalox or something? Debra: What's wrong, Robert? Did you eat something bad? Robert: I'm a cop and I live with my parents. I'm on a steady diet of human suffering. Debra: Ray, the last thing I need is something else that eats and poops. Ray: Okay, I'll stop doing one of the two. Dog's owner: You don't know how it feels to be separated from something you treasure so much! Ray: Oh, I'm sure Baron feels the same way. (Ray visits the priest to ask for forgiveness) Priest: Your parents are Frank and Marie Barone? Ray: Yes! Priest: You're absolved. Debra: Ray, see what's going on. Ray: I think I just saw the inside of my retina. After imitating Marie and Frank: Debra (As Robert): Gee! It never ends for Raymond! You're a lucky man Raymond! Everybody loves Raymond! Everybody just loves Raymond! Robert: Do me now! (the family stares) Debra: Dr. Nora is coming here, she's coming here! (laughs) Ray: Get out of here, why here? Debra: She wants to interview me for a book she's doing on the American family. Ray: Why you? Debra: Because she says I'm part of a vanishing breed: The Housewife. Ray: I called you that and you made me sit in the garage. |
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