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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Debra: There's more than one kind of intelligence Ray. Frank: That's right. There's STREET SMARTS! (Debra smashes a bowl of ice cream into Ray's lap) Ray: Mmm, fudgey. Ray: (talking to Angelina) I'm sorry that was rude of me. This is Debra, the little lady. I don't mean little in a size way, or that she doesn't matter. She's my lady. She's my great big lady. Bernie: (Angelina walks away) Ahh, did you smell her? Ray: No, I read the sign Bernie, "Thank You for not smelling the help." Bernie: Oh, man look at her. If I wasn't married, do you know what I'd do? Ray: You'd wear the same underwear every day Robert: Michael threw his milk at me! Frank: Isn't that great? That could be my second story! The digest loves a naughty baby. Debra: Ray, Robert is still here. Ray: Hey, Robert! What are you doing here? Robert: I had a suspicion I needed to confirm. Debra: Robert, what is wrong? Robert: I don't think Michael loves me anymore. Debra: What are you talking about? Robert: He is not like Geoffery, he seems standoffish. Ray: You do know Michael is a baby, right? Robert: Just a feeling. Cop's instinct. He wants nothing to do with me. Frank: It's the celery that makes "tuna salad" tuna salad. What you gave me was tuna slop! |
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